Catatonia County Rag

"Catatonia County Rag" is about one of the characters named Door from ElfQuest. Probably the female one, given the suggestion of eloping with Brace.

While the other songs on A Wolfrider's Reflections are played straight, "Catatonia County Rag" is a comedic song that makes up implausible back story for the character, such as the suggestion that Door's state is a punishment for putting hair-remover in Winnowill's shampoo.

The lyric writer has explicitly withheld permission to reprint the lyrics to this song, however the lyrics are available from the ElfQuest.com's online version of the Wolfrider's Reflections Songbook.